So You Learn

A good friend of mine was telling me about this ex-employee he had and always had problems with. Then he was telling me that this always happened to him, he would give someone a chance and they would walk all over him. I was talking to a different friend about how she couldn’t meet the right guy and how guys were always treating her poorly. Both of these people were talking about completely different people but coincidently were always get the same result.

God doesn’t want you to fail! God wants you to be happy!! God does put all kinds of people in your life for you to learn from. Some are good and some are bad. If bad things are always happening to you, over and over you’re not learning anything! We are put here on earth to serve God. If you’re unhappy you won’t be a very good servant. Yes you might get done what God wants you to get done but your not going to be very happy doing it!

How to do this? If you do fail learn everything you can from it and move on. Don’t be a debbie downer or frank the frowner. Be accountable. If you screw something up, fess up to it! Always read between the lines. We live in a society that loves to play all kinds of games. I don’t care who you are everyone plays one game or another. Yes the guy maybe able to make you laugh or do something that someone else can’t do or tell you everything you want to hear or buy you the moon or maybe he’s one of the lucky ones and doesn’t have to say anything at all. Just stands their and looks good! Use your discernment ladies it goes a long way. Guys start by using your head and I’m talking about the head on your shoulders. Also as much as we like to think, you can’t save them all!

A Better Idea

Men do have one less rib than women and are physically stronger most of the time. Also men listen to reason and don’t just have to be right all the time but… Men smell like rotten paint when they’re stinky and dirty. Women still smell like flowers just flowers that have been in the dirt awhile. Men can have curves, but women have curves that make sense and are nice to look at! Men can have babies but we need women to have them. A man can give you a go to hell look but a woman can give one of those too! She can also give a come here and its going to be great look as well. A drunk man can say “how you doing” and everyone looks at him weird. A drunken woman can say the same thing and nobody looks at her funny! A man can close a business deal with a handshake, but so can a woman. She can also do it with a meaningless wink and a smile! A man buys a car for below sticker price. A woman can buy a car below sticker price plus get a bunch of rebates and free lifetime oil changes. A man can run a marathon with a broken leg; a woman can do the same thing and not be complaining the entire race. Women need a GPS, a map and a cell phone just in case. Men know how to get anywhere in the world by themselves, heck we are the freaking GPS! This explains why women are always on time.