A Better Idea

Men do have one less rib than women and are physically stronger most of the time. Also men listen to reason and don’t just have to be right all the time but… Men smell like rotten paint when they’re stinky and dirty. Women still smell like flowers just flowers that have been in the dirt awhile. Men can have curves, but women have curves that make sense and are nice to look at! Men can have babies but we need women to have them. A man can give you a go to hell look but a woman can give one of those too! She can also give a come here and its going to be great look as well. A drunk man can say “how you doing” and everyone looks at him weird. A drunken woman can say the same thing and nobody looks at her funny! A man can close a business deal with a handshake, but so can a woman. She can also do it with a meaningless wink and a smile! A man buys a car for below sticker price. A woman can buy a car below sticker price plus get a bunch of rebates and free lifetime oil changes. A man can run a marathon with a broken leg; a woman can do the same thing and not be complaining the entire race. Women need a GPS, a map and a cell phone just in case. Men know how to get anywhere in the world by themselves, heck we are the freaking GPS! This explains why women are always on time.